When Elephants Fly!

For the times when the prospect of pigs flying isnt quite ludicrous enough to compare with the persons statement.
Up up and away with 15,000 pounds of pure grey meats.
Sorry, i cant tell you whats inside the balloons. Nor can i divulge the elephnats current location, suffice it to say that they are safe.

Safe and of course well-fed. Elephants can eat up to 300-400 pounds of food per day. I guess they listened to their mothers when they were told to eat their vegetables.
I could out eat an elephant though.

Yeah, when pigs fly!